Quote of the Day – Alternative Lifestyle Edition

Mike and I always get a kick out of lefties in a tizzy so we decided to strap on our pistols and visit Whole Foods. I considered open carry for a moment but then thought it might be too much for the usual clientele and decided to be merciful. Besides, I wasn’t really in the mood for being interrogated in the frozen food aisle. (Hey! What about my alternative lifestyle?) – Breda

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