Time for ax control!
A Waukesha man, accused of throwing an ax at a neighbor while she was taking out the garbage, was charged Tuesday with two felony count of second degree reckless endangerment. – JSOnline
Clearly, axes are jumping into people’s hands, and using their mind control rays to make the holder throw them at innocent passers by.
Especially dangerous are the so-called military assault axe
Yes, and it’s about time someone did something about those very dangerous double-bitted axes!
Why does anyone even need an axe? You can just buy precut wood like everybody else.