ireport.com has a survey, What I would ask big oil giants. How about:

How can you keep a straight face while being grilled about high gas prices by a group that:

a) Is making 3 times the profits you are without doing any work for it.

b) Is part of the government that forces the use of numerous “boutique fuels” that drive the cost of fuel up.

c) Is preventing domestic drilling, such as in ANWR, that would increase supply and lower prices.