What?!?

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by

peter
in

APPLETON — An Appleton couple was awakened in the wee hours of the morning Wednesday to the sound of a burglar whistling in their basement.

Then events really got strange: The man was discovered wearing the couple’s clothes and covered with barbecue sauce.

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He told the police that the barbecue sauce, taken from the couple’s refrigerator, was “an urban disguise, if you will.”

All I can add is, insane or not, if ever there was a case where the details of the crime backed up an insanity plea, this would have to be it.

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3 responses to “What?!?”

  1. Snowflakes in Hell » K.C. Camouflage

    […] When I think of camouflage, BBQ sauce isn’t that high on the list. […]

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  2. RedneckInNY Avatar
    RedneckInNY

    Well, if he’s going to cover himself in BBQ sauce, it would only be fitting to skewer him and stick his ass on a hot grill. Too bad they didn’t say if he was white meat or dark meat.

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  3. teqjack Avatar
    teqjack

    Not really relevant, but I just watched an episode of New Tricks, a BBC dramedy, in which a detective asked a divorcee why she had spread mustard on her ex’s walls: “He was out of ketchup.”

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