Quote of the Day – Green Edition

June 30, 2009

For those of you all high and mighty on “green living”, shut the f— up. Buying compact fluorescents that require EPA instructions and a hazmat suit to clean up when broken, driving a Prius that polluted enough water to kill a coral reef in making its frame and batteries and sticking your cardboard into a plastic bin that uses more oil to produce than you will ever save driving said previous electric tinkertoy does not make you a guilt-free, environmentally aware, eco-sustainable, planet-saving citizen.

It makes you a hippie. And a particularly stupid one at that. – Armed Canadian


Quote of the Day – Save the Earth Edition

April 11, 2009

I’ll start worrying about saving Mother Earth when she stops trying to kill me with lightning, hurricanes, and gravity.

Until then, GAME ON! – Robb


Quote of the Day – Front Lawn Edition

January 29, 2009

A quick check of the front lawn reveals: Snow, si. Unicorns, no. Could it be that both Al and Barry are pulling my leg? - Tam


Sign FAIL

January 20, 2009

heh

Hat tip Tam


Now searching causes global warming

January 11, 2009

Breda links a story about the carbon footprint of google searches.

So now searching causes global warming.

If you’ve checked the local weather, 2 of the next 5 days are forecast to have highs requiring a 2nd digit.

Go search. Do it now.


Quote of the Day – Defective Global Warming Edition

December 23, 2008

I want to speak to Al Gore right this instant; my global warmening is defective. I was promised Palm Beach-like weather (with the special bonus of the drowning of New York and Boston!) and it’s not happening fast enough to suit me. – Tam


Quote of the Day – Removed From Reality Edition

December 16, 2008

How can global warming be “accelerating” when the last two years have seen dramatic cooling?  Is this guy totally removed from all reality????? – David Deming, via Newsbusters


Quote of the Day – Absurd Spectacle Edition

December 11, 2008

This is an absurd spectacle. Our advanced civilization is being systematically mismanaged by technologically illiterate lawyers responding to political pressures from irrational fanatics. Would someone please tell these people it is impossible to overturn the laws of thermodynamics? – David Deming

Hat tip The Jay Weber Show


Quote of the Day – COLD Edition

December 8, 2008

Al Gore, it is obvious that the chOsen One has done the trick. I guess you can fly off up north and give CPR to polar bears now. – Tam

And Tam is a good bit south of me. I could use a little global warming at the moment.


Hey Al Gore

November 25, 2008

Could you come by and brush this global warming off my car? And maybe shovel it off the walk?


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