Quote of the Day – (Not So) Beautiful People Edition

“America, I know you want to hang out with the beautiful people, but Ashton and Demi made their pledge, dusted off their hands and went on to other acting projects leaving you with the tab. Bruce sings a wonderful song about how tough the blue collar life is, but he doesn’t actually have to live it. And guess what? Bill and Hillary are only faking it when they say they feel your pain. America, you’re a little overweight, your hairline is receding, and and you sag a little bit – the pretty people want your stuff and your adoration, but please, use the servants entrance when you deliver it.” – Mike-istan


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