Time for ax control!

A Waukesha man, accused of throwing an ax at a neighbor while she was taking out the garbage, was charged Tuesday with two felony count of second degree reckless endangerment. – JSOnline

Clearly, axes are jumping into people’s hands, and using their mind control rays to make the holder throw them at innocent passers by.

Especially dangerous are the so-called military assault axe. The already extreme danger of is enhanced by the composite handle, and some are even available with a knife in the handle! There is no sporting purpose for such an axe!


2 Responses to “Time for ax control!”

  1. Rio Arriba says:

    Yes, and it’s about time someone did something about those very dangerous double-bitted axes!

  2. andy says:

    Why does anyone even need an axe? You can just buy precut wood like everybody else.

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